So I went to the mall with my friend Chris so he could get his girlfriend Jill (also my friend) Valentine’s day presents. It was so fucking adorable, and I loved that I got to help him pick out stuff, and he picked out wicked cute stuff, and it was all wicked cute, and if they weren’t so adorable and I didn’t love them so much, I would hate them for being such a fucking adorable couple.
And he didn’t get her sappy shit, he got her clothes and shoes, so perfect.
