February 2010
thegrammys:
Now when people ask “What was your favorite concert?”, I can say The GRAMMYs.
so happy i could die
January 2010
tucker cohen will always geek me out. i will never understand him or probably get to know him, yet he is terribly relevant in my life.
had our first party in our room, attended by the steves! ha, hilarious. fucking hilarious.
i am bruised in a way i don’t want publicly displayed, and i am going to tufts tonight with nancy to meet some bubs!
oh god is it really so hard to get my dick wet?
i may have just purchased 4 handles of vodka..
the wind is fucking frightening, i haven’t been outside at all since it started last night. but just the sound of it is awful. very glad i do not have classes on friday. although, nancy does, and shes asleep, so i don’t think shes going to them..
we ultra cleaned the room last night and everyone on the first floor was awake for some reason and there was lots of giggling and running...
dear self,
be less of an awkward douchebag, and be more kewl and appealing like nancy.
asiamarie:
peanut-sauce:
attention ladies, we are drinking chi chi’s this weekend.
what are chi chi’s???? And why must we be drinking them???
chi chi’s are pina coladas made with vodka instead of rum. i have a pina colada tropicana smoothie, and tropical fruit chunks, and i’m gonna mix it all together and it will be delicious.
attention ladies, we are drinking chi chi’s this weekend.
let’s get totally fucked and surf n’ turf some wankers this weekend. right-o.
bollocks
i suddenly am in love with british accents, but only those off sassy adolescents.
i love/hate when i talk to certain boys and i get super awkward and don’t make eye contact and my neck gets stiff and i start to sweat and my face gets tingly and red. it makes me feel like i am 12 again.
i’ve got my lady time.
jake wasserman, you’re a dickwad but i love you.
boo butts i HATE having attractions and crushes to tv and movie characters, it’s fucked up.
bollocks, why do i have my period? fucking hornier than a 16 year old boy.
i am really glad i am menstruating. because i was pmsing for like two weeks and because of the vivid and frightening baby dream i had last night.
in the dream i gave birth on a train, without even knowing i had been pregant. 3 very small babies came out, and one fell through a hole on the train.
i got home and ran into my house and saw my sister and vomitted and freaked out about the babies. ...
i feel like i am out of my funk. i just legit have been pmsing for like two weeks, it’s vom worthy. i really like my adolescent psych class cause my profy is a bamf and from canada, and says aboot. and she is not afraid to say penis and vagina. and anus. lol.
i feel like i have been so productive lately. i am trying to avoid naps, they cause problems. i actually walked to the cigarette...
nancy informed me that instead of me spending an hour putting cds i like of hers onto my computer, she could of done it in two seconds with a thumb drive. ha! i am so fucking behind in technology, but i don’t care, it’s taking over the world ma!
but now i have even more music, and it makes me feel good. because music is good. and i want to be good.
jake wasserman is key.
odd...
i’ll never be pretty enough to get the things i want.
why the effy was i texting tucker and alex not james last night? lordy lord have mercy on my soul. i don’t understand why they wanted me to come over, maybe so i could bring some friends. but my friends are classy bitches, unlike me. lol.
i need to get up and do something productive, my god!
this weekend was total bore squad, i hope next weekend is bumpin and filled with lol worthy...
(850):
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don’t know where i want to be. but wherever i am, i am never satisfied.