I only want to have sex when I can’t and/or there is nobody to fuck.

I think I’m gonna go see Gone Girl by myself on Thursday night.

I just solved (well, helped) a huge dilemma in my life, good for me, I am smart.

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

I weigh ten times more now than I did in high school, like chill on the cosmic brownies, kid.

I think I might fast for Yom Kippur, but I would need to drink water.

laurapalmerwalkswithme:

TWIN PEAKS CAST WITH PRODUCER MARK FROST

laurapalmerwalkswithme:

TWIN PEAKS CAST WITH PRODUCER MARK FROST

(Source: salandered)

b1a4gasms:

christians thinking channukah is the most important jewish holiday is like straight people asking lesbians which one is the man

I now have my own bathroom (except when Jonah comes home for holidays). I’ve never had my own bathroom before; it’s pretty fucking nice.

Also holy shit, Gone Girl is almost here and the start of all the shows are almost here!

I always forget how much I like the store Aerie.

My sister and her boyfriend just moved out.

Everyone’s leaving me.

Whenever a relationship ends I go shopping.

Walking around being sad with my cappuccino.